Elton Hercules John

I just got a demo tape from this bleeding brilliant new band called Hermithate. What even more great is that the the lead is of the lavandar persuasion, if you'll pardon the entendre. I think this is their website here. Please help me support this gay new band, righto! Could you knock a line or two together for a friend?

I'm really very hurt about the passing of Steve Irwin. He was indubiatably a great man. But I suppose, as I've said in the past, it's the circle of life. Now I'm off for breakfast and a spot of tea!